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[MarillionFan]

You are now young, free and single. Go out and have yourself a great time. Its always a pity when these things happen - and I guess nothing anyone can say to make things better - but if you can try to make the most of things.

BTW was your ex attractive? If so, could I have her number please?

WHS. and whatever you do, don't dress up as Batman and tie yourself to a Dixons superstore roof. She'll never let you see the telly.

[vetran]

You called?

She said BIG Mac!

[Mich the Tester]

Remember when you were a young man? It wasn't easy when some girl broke it off for some strange reason, but all you really needed was one shag with another girl and it was all in the past and you were over it. Trouble is, you might only have had relationships that lasted a year or less, so one new shag was enough to beat the post-relationship blues. In this case you've come out of a 12 year relationship, so maybe after you've had another 12 new shags you'll be over it.

Try it and see if it helps.

[norrahe]

She said BIG Mac!

His ar$e is certainly big.

[eek]

His ar$e is certainly big.

Didn't you claim that it blocked out the moon....

[northernladyuk]

His ar$e is certainly big.

And the old man says SM likes a big saucy gherkin between his buns.

[mudskipper]

Art Brut - People In Love Lyrics | SongMeanings

"What becomes of the broken-hearted?
They're drunk for a few weeks,
Then back where they started
So pass me the wine
A cigarette too
We've about a week and a half to get through"

[MyUserName]

Remember when you were a young man? It wasn't easy when some girl broke it off for some strange reason,.

AAAAWWW, that sounds seriously painful!!!! What kind of girls were you rolling with??!?!?

[norrahe]

Didn't you claim that it blocked out the moon....

No Bunk did

[norrahe]

AAAAWWW, that sounds seriously painful!!!! What kind of girls were you rolling with??!?!?

He went to public school, nuff said.....