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    #11
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Speak to BrilloPad, he gets divorced so many times the next one is free with his loyalty card scheme.

    I am looking at the Samsung F7000 series, very nice telly
    Why is divorce so expensive?
    The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

    George Frederic Watts

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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      #12
      Originally posted by speling bee View Post
      Why is divorce so expensive?
      Because of women
      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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        #13
        Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
        Because of lawyers
        FTFY

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          #14
          Because it's worth it.
          The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

          George Frederic Watts

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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            #15
            Originally posted by Coalman View Post
            Sorry to hear that Wurzel.

            Is the custody battle only for the HiFi or are there kids involved?
            Originally posted by speling bee View Post
            Sorry to hear it.

            1. Any kids?
            2. Move your combine harvester to a mate's land NOW.
            No kids and she paid for the tv anyway

            It's all amicable so I'm not expecting anything unpleasant from a lawyer landing on my doormat. Don't really know how this common law partner stuff works anyhow.

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              #16
              Originally posted by wurzel View Post
              No kids and she paid for the tv anyway

              It's all amicable so I'm not expecting anything unpleasant from a lawyer landing on my doormat. Don't really know how this common law partner stuff works anyhow.
              Shared mortgage?
              The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

              George Frederic Watts

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                #17
                Originally posted by speling bee View Post
                Shared mortgage?
                Nope.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by wurzel View Post
                  It's all amicable so I'm not expecting anything unpleasant from a lawyer landing on my doormat. Don't really know how this common law partner stuff works anyhow.
                  IIRC no common law exists but I think the law is changing this year to increase the ability to claim for "living together" couples.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by wurzel View Post
                    Nope.
                    Best of luck to you both in your new lives.
                    The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                    George Frederic Watts

                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by wurzel View Post
                      No kids and she paid for the tv anyway

                      It's all amicable so I'm not expecting anything unpleasant from a lawyer landing on my doormat. Don't really know how this common law partner stuff works anyhow.
                      Sod the telly, get out and find a new GF!
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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