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    #21
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Sod the telly, get out and find a new GF!
    I've got a spare one!
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Sod the telly, get out and find a new GF!

      Would you ?
      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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        #23
        Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
        Would you ?
        Well you can't shag a flatscreen can you?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #24
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Well you can't shag a flatscreen can you?
          But you can screencast quality porn on it
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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            #25
            Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
            But you can screencast quality porn on it
            Well yes, and some people think a Big Mac constitutes 'food'.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #26
              Originally posted by hyperD View Post
              I've got a spare one!
              Is she on the reserve bench now?
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #27
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Well yes, and some people think a Big Mac constitutes 'food'.
                No that would be a bacon cheese burger pizza
                Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                  #28
                  Hooker and Cleaner...cheaper and less hassle (no nagging, valentines, marriage, kids etc).

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Well yes, and some people think a Big Mac constitutes 'food'.
                    Mmmmm. Big Mac.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      Well yes, and some people think a Big Mac constitutes 'food'.
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      Mmmmm. Big Mac.


                      See?
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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