I like this parent.

[suityou01]

I recall leaving my favourite teddy bear on a bus once. My mother brought me a new one and insisted it was the same one in reincarnated form. Kids will believe anything.

PS Much like most adults.

SY06 left her bear behind somewhere. Madam was not amused. So SY02 bought a looky-likey bear. SY06 was not amused. "Real bear" was found a day or so later, so now we have "Real bear" and "Emergency spare bear", who SY06 calls "pair-bear". Real bear has the edge, but she won't go anywhere without both.

Women

[norrahe]

Is that a pogletini?

[vetran]

Is that a pogletini?

shaken not stirred?

[norrahe]

shaken not stirred?

Olives or hay?

[greenlake]

You need to make sure you have enough vodka.

There is never enough Vodka for Pogle!

Especially when she has friends over....

[doodab]

I hope you're not immuno-compromised?

I stayed well clear.

[xoggoth]

Thinking about it, it was not a teddy bear but a fawn. Sorry Bambi, how could I ever forget you?

[suityou01]

I took gerbils home for school holidays. One day there were lots of little gerbils. The next day there were none. No-one knew that the male has to be seperated to stop it eating the babies.

And how did that make you feel?

[xoggoth]

Sensible chaps those Gerbils. Not only could I have saved 100s of thousands of pounds over the years but could have has some good meals into the bargain.

Animal behaviour is always interesting but let's not mention Bonobos.

[Ruprect]

"This weekend, bertie the bear spent the weekend smoking crack and banging hookers"