I like this parent.

[norrahe]

Used to have live creatures when I was a nipper.

I can remember bringing the class Guinea Pig home for the holidays - and it survived. Was back in the 70s though.

Can we bring Pogle home for the holidays?

You need to make sure you have enough vodka.

[SimonMac]

You need to make sure you have enough vodka.

There is never enough Vodka for Pogle!

[speling bee]

There is never enough Vodka for Pogle!

[darmstadt]

Used to have live creatures when I was a nipper.

I can remember bringing the class Guinea Pig home for the holidays - and it survived. Was back in the 70s though.

Can we bring Pogle home for the holidays?

I remember my sister bringing the school Gerbils home one summer and the cat ate them. We knew it was the cat as we found him with the tail of one of them hanging out of his mouth

[MyUserName]

I remember my sister bringing the school Gerbils home one summer and the cat ate them. We knew it was the cat as I fed them to it

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

I remember my sister bringing the school Gerbils home one summer and the cat ate them. We knew it was the cat as we found him with the tail of one of them hanging out of his mouth

I took gerbils home for school holidays. One day there were lots of little gerbils. The next day there were none. No-one knew that the male has to be seperated to stop it eating the babies.

[doodab]

We had the school gerbils a couple of weeks ago. Right messy buggers.

[speling bee]

We had the school gerbils a couple of weeks ago. Right messy buggers.

I hope you're not immuno-compromised?

[evilagent]

This still makes my blood run cold.

I did the bear thing with little one, took her away for the weekend to visit farm friends and got loads of snaps with calfs, lambs, driving a tractor, sitting in the orchard etc. Then I left the ******* thing there and didn't realise till I was home. Cue another 300 mile round trip to collect Bertie the B^stard Bear.

The next diary entry should be bear in police station with the caption:
"Now Mr bear, show me on the human where the bad man hit you".

[eek]

I remember having the school hamster for Easter (I've told this story before)

For reasons unknown my wife used my car on the first day back to "return" the hamster...

Two days later on the Wednesday there was a slight smell in the car but I though nothing of it. Drive to work and don't think about it.

Returning home you know that feeling you get when you are being watched... I looked down on the passenger seat to see two red eyes looking at me while chewing the passenger seat belt.

Having seen me the hamster then made another break for it. It took me an hour to find him when I got home.....