Those rascally bad men!

[Old Greg]

I used to love that stuff. I think it was even that brand... little glass jars with metal lids... in the 80s/90s.

Dirty bastard.

[d000hg]

Nothing better than a warm squishy bloater paste sandwich that has been sat on by accident during a long hot road journey.

[Old Greg]

Nothing better than a warm squishy bloater paste sandwich that has been sat on by accident during a long hot road journey.

There are no accidents.

[cojak]

I recently had a couple of paste sandwiches for old time's sake.

The beef paste was still nice.

Time (and reality) was not as kind to the crab paste one, alas...

[SueEllen]

I recently had a couple of paste sandwiches for old time's sake.

The beef paste was still nice.

Time (and reality) was not as kind to the crab paste one, alas...

I dread to think what the "meat" in them is.

[DaveB]

I dread to think what the "meat" in them is.

Mechanically separated meat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[cojak]

I dread to think what the "meat" in them is.

That's not the point of paste - we've always known that paste is dodgy - but a nice Shippam's spread was always welcome.

[alreadypacked]

Just got this in my inbox:

Banking security warning

Dear Sir or Madam,
The security system of your bank has just indicated a rascally attempt to pay with your credit card.


Well bless my cotton socks! I consider myself warned...

Phishing scam

[cojak]

Phishing scam

No! Really??? Well goodness gracious me!

Then it's just as well I didn't open the zip file attached, isn't it?

[d000hg]

Phishing scam

No flies on you (unlike the sandwiches).