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Those rascally bad men!
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Nothing better than a warm squishy bloater paste sandwich that has been sat on by accident during a long hot road journey.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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There are no accidents.Originally posted by d000hg View PostNothing better than a warm squishy bloater paste sandwich that has been sat on by accident during a long hot road journey.Comment
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I recently had a couple of paste sandwiches for old time's sake.
The beef paste was still nice.
Time (and reality) was not as kind to the crab paste one, alas..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I dread to think what the "meat" in them is.Originally posted by cojak View PostI recently had a couple of paste sandwiches for old time's sake.
The beef paste was still nice.
Time (and reality) was not as kind to the crab paste one, alas..."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Mechanically separated meat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostI dread to think what the "meat" in them is.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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That's not the point of paste - we've always known that paste is dodgy - but a nice Shippam's spread was always welcome.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI dread to think what the "meat" in them is."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View PostJust got this in my inbox:
Banking security warning
Dear Sir or Madam,
The security system of your bank has just indicated a rascally attempt to pay with your credit card.
Well bless my cotton socks! I consider myself warned...
Phishing scamFiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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No! Really??? Well goodness gracious me!Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostPhishing scam
Then it's just as well I didn't open the zip file attached, isn't it?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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No flies on you (unlike the sandwiches).Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostPhishing scamOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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