Do you you let your number one dangle over the edge or go for a swim?
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Sitting on the loo for a number 2
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Sitting on the loo for a number 2
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
Current clientco has touch sensitive flush buttons in line with the left hand side middle back, lean back mid-thrutch and it's wet arse and willy time.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostDo you you let your number one dangle over the edge or go for a swim?
Still, saves having a shower that week.... -
It's people standing on the loo that annoy me, leaving poo on the toilet seatSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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You tulip in the urinal?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI just use the urinal like a proper bloke.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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At work. Doesn't everyone?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou tulip in the urinal?Comment
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Just pull your underpants aside from your bum-hole and the problem is moot.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostDo you you let your number one dangle over the edge or go for a swim?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Ah, the pee wearing a swimming cossie trick.Originally posted by d000hg View PostJust pull your underpants aside from your bum-hole and the problem is moot.Comment
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Why bother if it's only peeing, the water will wash it away.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I believe this is known as a 'Witches Kiss'Originally posted by stek View PostCurrent clientco has touch sensitive flush buttons in line with the left hand side middle back, lean back mid-thrutch and it's wet arse and willy time.
Still, saves having a shower that week....Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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