Sitting on the loo for a number 2

**stek** · 25 March 2014, 08:36

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Do you you let your number one dangle over the edge or go for a swim?

Current clientco has touch sensitive flush buttons in line with the left hand side middle back, lean back mid-thrutch and it's wet arse and willy time.

Still, saves having a shower that week....

**MicrosoftBob** · 25 March 2014, 08:45

It's people standing on the loo that annoy me, leaving poo on the toilet seat

**Old Greg** · 25 March 2014, 08:49

I just use the urinal like a proper bloke.

**Mich the Tester** · 25 March 2014, 08:52

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I just use the urinal like a proper bloke.

You tulip in the urinal?

**Old Greg** · 25 March 2014, 08:57

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You tulip in the urinal?

At work. Doesn't everyone?

**d000hg** · 25 March 2014, 09:13

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Do you you let your number one dangle over the edge or go for a swim?

Just pull your underpants aside from your bum-hole and the problem is moot.

**mudskipper** · 25 March 2014, 09:15

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Just pull your underpants aside from your bum-hole and the problem is moot.

Ah, the pee wearing a swimming cossie trick.

**d000hg** · 25 March 2014, 09:16

Why bother if it's only peeing, the water will wash it away.

**psychocandy** · 25 March 2014, 09:20

Originally posted by stek View Post

Current clientco has touch sensitive flush buttons in line with the left hand side middle back, lean back mid-thrutch and it's wet arse and willy time.

Still, saves having a shower that week....

I believe this is known as a 'Witches Kiss'

Sitting on the loo for a number 2