Sitting on the loo for a number 2

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d000hg replied

25 March 2014, 10:09
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Bless! Do you sit down for a wee as well?

I also don't wear a swimming costume. You seem somewhat confused.
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Ticktock replied

25 March 2014, 09:45
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Bless! Do you sit down for a wee as well?

He'd drown if he sat at the bottom of the pool.
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Old Greg replied

25 March 2014, 09:43
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Why bother if it's only peeing, the water will wash it away.

Bless! Do you sit down for a wee as well?
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psychocandy replied

25 March 2014, 09:20
Originally posted by stek View Post

Current clientco has touch sensitive flush buttons in line with the left hand side middle back, lean back mid-thrutch and it's wet arse and willy time.

Still, saves having a shower that week....

I believe this is known as a 'Witches Kiss'
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d000hg replied

25 March 2014, 09:16
Why bother if it's only peeing, the water will wash it away.
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mudskipper replied

25 March 2014, 09:15
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Just pull your underpants aside from your bum-hole and the problem is moot.

Ah, the pee wearing a swimming cossie trick.
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d000hg replied

25 March 2014, 09:13
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Do you you let your number one dangle over the edge or go for a swim?

Just pull your underpants aside from your bum-hole and the problem is moot.
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Old Greg replied

25 March 2014, 08:57
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You tulip in the urinal?

At work. Doesn't everyone?
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Mich the Tester replied

25 March 2014, 08:52
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I just use the urinal like a proper bloke.

You tulip in the urinal?
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Old Greg replied

25 March 2014, 08:49
I just use the urinal like a proper bloke.
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MicrosoftBob replied

25 March 2014, 08:45
It's people standing on the loo that annoy me, leaving poo on the toilet seat
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stek replied

25 March 2014, 08:36
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Do you you let your number one dangle over the edge or go for a swim?

Current clientco has touch sensitive flush buttons in line with the left hand side middle back, lean back mid-thrutch and it's wet arse and willy time.

Still, saves having a shower that week....
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scooterscot started a topic Sitting on the loo for a number 2

25 March 2014, 08:32
Sitting on the loo for a number 2

Do you you let your number one dangle over the edge or go for a swim?
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