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Urinal or cubicle to pee?

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    #11
    Urinal. I have only ever heard of one guy who refused to use them and that was because when he was a kid someone tried to grab him whilst he was using one so he always locked himself in a cubicle from then on.
    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

    https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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      #12
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Admit it, you just like casting sneaky side-glances at other men's willies.

      Or is it that you're hoping someone will look at yours/splash you/brush past you so you can have a wank?
      FTFY
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #13
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Admit it, you just like casting sneaky side-glances at other men's willies.

        Or is it that you're hoping someone will look at yours/splash you/brush past you if so PM me and we can meet up.
        FTFY
        "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

        https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Admit it, you just like casting sneaky side-glances at other men's willies.

          Or is it that you're hoping someone will look at yours/splash you/brush past you so you can have a fight?
          I'm glad you use the cubicles.

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            #15
            At a pub I worked in many years ago, somebody put a load of disinfectant blocks that were supposed to be one-to-a-cistern in the urinal trough. Granted, the place reeked of stale urine at the best of times, but the smell of these scented blocks was also overpowering.

            The weird thing was that many of the regulars lined up at the bar didn't complain so much about the smell of the blocks, but the absence of the reek of piss: "It doesn't smell like a real men's pisser anymore" was how one of them succinctly phrased it, to general agreement and nodding of heads.

            Peasants

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              #16
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              I'm glad you use the cubicles.
              What a strange sentiment.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                What a strange sentiment.
                You have an unhealthy view of what goes on at the urinals.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  You have an unhealthy view of what goes on at the urinals.
                  What's unhealthy about it OG?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Being unable to use a urinal may be a sign of a prostate problem. Get yourself over to your urologist and don't be such a wuss. Caught early, these things can be dealt with.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #20
                      Define "unable"?
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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