Urinal. I have only ever heard of one guy who refused to use them and that was because when he was a kid someone tried to grab him whilst he was using one so he always locked himself in a cubicle from then on.
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Urinal or cubicle to pee?
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FTFYOriginally posted by d000hg View PostAdmit it, you just like casting sneaky side-glances at other men's willies.
Or is it that you're hoping someone will look at yours/splash you/brush past you so you can have a wank?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by d000hg View PostAdmit it, you just like casting sneaky side-glances at other men's willies.
Or is it that you're hoping someone will look at yours/splash you/brush past you if so PM me and we can meet up.Comment
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I'm glad you use the cubicles.Originally posted by d000hg View PostAdmit it, you just like casting sneaky side-glances at other men's willies.
Or is it that you're hoping someone will look at yours/splash you/brush past you so you can have a fight?Comment
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At a pub I worked in many years ago, somebody put a load of disinfectant blocks that were supposed to be one-to-a-cistern in the urinal trough. Granted, the place reeked of stale urine at the best of times, but the smell of these scented blocks was also overpowering.
The weird thing was that many of the regulars lined up at the bar didn't complain so much about the smell of the blocks, but the absence of the reek of piss: "It doesn't smell like a real men's pisser anymore" was how one of them succinctly phrased it, to general agreement and nodding of heads.
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What a strange sentiment.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI'm glad you use the cubicles.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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You have an unhealthy view of what goes on at the urinals.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat a strange sentiment.Comment
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What's unhealthy about it OG?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou have an unhealthy view of what goes on at the urinals.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Being unable to use a urinal may be a sign of a prostate problem. Get yourself over to your urologist and don't be such a wuss. Caught early, these things can be dealt with.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Define "unable"?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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