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Urinal or cubicle to pee?
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I use urinal as the smell of pee is less awful than the smell of tulip. I guess it's down to preference.
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Having difficulty, to be more precise. Though another reason could be t you're a girl, or very short, or very tall, or there are no urinals.Originally posted by d000hg View PostDefine "unable"?
True, but prostate cancer is a possibility, difficulty initiating a urine flow is a symptom, so best to get it checked out. Especially if you're in the same age bracket as Bill Bailey.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostMore likely: Paruresis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Yes, my poor old dad died of acute kidney injury having ignored prostate symptoms.Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
True, but prostate cancer is a possibility, difficulty initiating a urine flow is a symptom, so best to get it checked out. Especially if you're in the same age bracket as Bill Bailey.
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Whats wrong with a colostomy bag? You don't need to leave your desk at all and it shows that you're a conscientious worker who doesn't need breaks :-)“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAt a pub I worked in many years ago, somebody put a load of disinfectant blocks that were supposed to be one-to-a-cistern in the urinal trough. Granted, the place reeked of stale urine at the best of times, but the smell of these scented blocks was also overpowering.
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Hot desking can be good as well.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhats wrong with a colostomy bag? You don't need to leave your desk at all and it shows that you're a conscientious worker who doesn't need breaks :-)Comment
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I suspect, reading through some of the comments in the toilet threads, that some of the congregation use one of these: MYPEEPEEBOTTLE.COM“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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WSS. I've tried to use urinals but the wind really needs to be blowing in the right direction.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostCubicle.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Those Dyson airblades don't really have the directional control required.Originally posted by Zippy View PostWSS. I've tried to use urinals but the wind really needs to be blowing in the right direction.Comment
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