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    Newbie Guide

    Radiators, gladiators, chutney spoons and masturbators,
    Disguised employees, umbrellas, HMRC - Nasty fellas.

    Read the stickys, reputation, contract breaking litigation,
    IR ******** 35, should you take the train, or drive ?

    Psychocandy's dumb ass posts, IP addresses, Unix hosts,
    Bad advice from stunning wits, mudskipper showing off her tits.

    Inconsistent moderation, immigrants ruining our nation,
    Five day bans for talking blunt, especially if you type 'c**t'

    Notice periods, professional day.
    You'll find it all, on C.U.K.

    (Working from home clearly leaves you with too much time on your hands !)
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

    #2
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Radiators, gladiators, chutney spoons and masturbators,
    Disguised employees, umbrellas, HMRC - Nasty fellas.

    Read the stickys, reputation, contract breaking litigation,
    IR ******** 35, should you take the train, or drive ?

    Psychocandy's dumb ass posts, IP addresses, Unix hosts,
    Bad advice from stunning wits, mudskipper showing off her tits.

    Inconsistent moderation, immigrants ruining our nation,
    Five day bans for talking blunt, especially if you type 'c**t'

    Notice periods, professional day.
    You'll find it all, on C.U.K.

    (Working from home clearly leaves you with too much time on your hands !)
    I made the rogues' gallery!

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      #3
      Took me a few lines to get the tune
      "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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        #4
        Where's Andyw?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Where's Andyw?
          And "Would Mich"?

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            #6
            next verse ,.,,,,

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              #7
              Andy W flying planes, Inheritance tax, capital gains,
              Is this contract right for you ? What would Mitch The Tester do ?

              Brillopad and friend requests, Daily Mail - quality press,
              Sasguru's life of fantasy, Dhoog disliking blasphemy.
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                Andy W flying planes, Inheritance tax, capital gains,
                Is this contract right for you ? Who would Mitch The Tester do ?

                Brillopad and friend requests, Daily Mail - quality press,
                Sasguru's life of fantasy, Dhoog disliking blasphemy.
                FTFY

                good so far!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  What about the jetsetters, go-getters, bed wetters and mumsnetters?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    What about the jetsetters, go-getters, bed wetters and mumsnetters?
                    Think we need to collaborate on that verse :-) I've got two conf calls and a daily report to do this afternoon
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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