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It's along the lines of 'The End of the World' by REM or 'We didn't start the fire' by Billy Joel.Originally posted by cojak View PostWhat key is it in?
Just to annoy the amateur stringed instrument players, it's in Eb.
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+1 to make it Sticky in General...Originally posted by TestMangler View PostRadiators, gladiators, chutney spoons and masturbators,
Disguised employees, umbrellas, HMRC - Nasty fellas.
Read the stickys, reputation, contract breaking litigation,
IR ******** 35, should you take the train, or drive ?
Psychocandy's dumb ass posts, IP addresses, Unix hosts,
Bad advice from stunning wits, mudskipper showing off her tits.
Inconsistent moderation, immigrants ruining our nation,
Five day bans for talking blunt, especially if you type 'c**t'
Notice periods, professional day.
You'll find it all, on C.U.K.
(Working from home clearly leaves you with too much time on your hands !)
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I had that blasted song going around in my head all lunchtime! Here's some:
Weekend plans, cojak bans, Churchill's rep goes down the pan
Dodgy Agent, global warming, clarky quick with link porn warnings
Sasguru laughs without fail, when cretins quote the daily mail
Suity's, cheery, world war three conspiracies
Norrahe, hyperD, always trading recipes
NotAllThere, admin, Old Greg back again
SimonMac, tampax, Suity's talking anthrax
Pyschocandy, psychodoggie , zeity's school is damp and foggy
Notice periods, professional day.
You'll find it all, on C.U.K.
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Is it too early for champagne? Will Suity save the day again? Has AtW made it rich? Is eek really SMac's bitch?
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And me. Im filling up here!Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
I made the rogues' gallery! 
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Nubile guide
I apologies for this, thought of the title but eating lunch so couldn't be arsed thinking the actual post through
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Think we need to collaborate on that verse :-) I've got two conf calls and a daily report to do this afternoonOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostWhat about the jetsetters, go-getters, bed wetters and mumsnetters?
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What about the jetsetters, go-getters, bed wetters and mumsnetters?
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FTFYOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostAndy W flying planes, Inheritance tax, capital gains,
Is this contract right for you ? Who would Mitch The Tester do ?
Brillopad and friend requests, Daily Mail - quality press,
Sasguru's life of fantasy, Dhoog disliking blasphemy.
good so far!
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