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  • Alias
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    you can play along with the (chutney) spoons

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  • Scruff
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Radiator?

    Nope... The Key of Life 😎

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    What key is it in?
    Radiator?

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    What key is it in?
    It's along the lines of 'The End of the World' by REM or 'We didn't start the fire' by Billy Joel.

    Just to annoy the amateur stringed instrument players, it's in Eb.

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  • Dallas
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    ask your butler

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  • cojak
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    What key is it in?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Radiators, gladiators, chutney spoons and masturbators,
    Disguised employees, umbrellas, HMRC - Nasty fellas.

    Read the stickys, reputation, contract breaking litigation,
    IR ******** 35, should you take the train, or drive ?

    Psychocandy's dumb ass posts, IP addresses, Unix hosts,
    Bad advice from stunning wits, mudskipper showing off her tits.

    Inconsistent moderation, immigrants ruining our nation,
    Five day bans for talking blunt, especially if you type 'c**t'

    Notice periods, professional day.
    You'll find it all, on C.U.K.

    (Working from home clearly leaves you with too much time on your hands !)
    +1 to make it Sticky in General...

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  • hyperD
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    I had that blasted song going around in my head all lunchtime! Here's some:

    Weekend plans, cojak bans, Churchill's rep goes down the pan
    Dodgy Agent, global warming, clarky quick with link porn warnings

    Sasguru laughs without fail, when cretins quote the daily mail
    Suity's, cheery, world war three conspiracies

    Norrahe, hyperD, always trading recipes
    NotAllThere, admin, Old Greg back again

    SimonMac, tampax, Suity's talking anthrax
    Pyschocandy, psychodoggie , zeity's school is damp and foggy

    Notice periods, professional day.
    You'll find it all, on C.U.K.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Is it too early for champagne? Will Suity cause more pain? Has AtW made it rich? Is eek really SMac's bitch?
    FTFY

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  • mudskipper
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    Is it too early for champagne? Will Suity save the day again? Has AtW made it rich? Is eek really SMac's bitch?

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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I made the rogues' gallery!
    And me. Im filling up here!

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  • SimonMac
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    Nubile guide

    I apologies for this, thought of the title but eating lunch so couldn't be arsed thinking the actual post through

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    What about the jetsetters, go-getters, bed wetters and mumsnetters?
    Think we need to collaborate on that verse :-) I've got two conf calls and a daily report to do this afternoon

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  • mudskipper
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    What about the jetsetters, go-getters, bed wetters and mumsnetters?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Andy W flying planes, Inheritance tax, capital gains,
    Is this contract right for you ? Who would Mitch The Tester do ?

    Brillopad and friend requests, Daily Mail - quality press,
    Sasguru's life of fantasy, Dhoog disliking blasphemy.
    FTFY

    good so far!

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