Following many journeys of excruciating suffering on the M62, I have finally come up with a master plan which will yield economic and social benefits on numerous levels.
Here is the outline for my awesome plan:
Problem: M62 is a nightmare and the worst motorway in the universe with endless accidents, delays, congestion both ways between Leeds and Manchester
Solution: Build a tunnel which goes under the Pennines between the North of Manchester and the centre of Leeds
Benefits:
- Project will produce jobs and improve the economy
- The commute to Leeds/Manchester will not be subject to snow, wind and rain all combined to produce the most dangerous journey known to man. Instead the tunnel will be sheltered and the journey will be smooth
- Economic activity between Leeds and Manchester (and hence the North as a whole) will grow for decades to come
- I will be able to accept gigs in Leeds without the thought of the M62 putting me into a convulsive state resulting in a mental breakdown and hours of emotional wreckage
- Leeds United supporters will finally make the switch to supporting a proper football team (Manchester United).
- Yorkshire tea supplies could be sent to Manchester quickly in the event of an emergency shortage
- And plenty of other benefits I am sure you could all think of....
Here is the outline for my awesome plan:
Problem: M62 is a nightmare and the worst motorway in the universe with endless accidents, delays, congestion both ways between Leeds and Manchester
Solution: Build a tunnel which goes under the Pennines between the North of Manchester and the centre of Leeds
Benefits:
- Project will produce jobs and improve the economy
- The commute to Leeds/Manchester will not be subject to snow, wind and rain all combined to produce the most dangerous journey known to man. Instead the tunnel will be sheltered and the journey will be smooth
- Economic activity between Leeds and Manchester (and hence the North as a whole) will grow for decades to come
- I will be able to accept gigs in Leeds without the thought of the M62 putting me into a convulsive state resulting in a mental breakdown and hours of emotional wreckage
- Leeds United supporters will finally make the switch to supporting a proper football team (Manchester United).
- Yorkshire tea supplies could be sent to Manchester quickly in the event of an emergency shortage
- And plenty of other benefits I am sure you could all think of....
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