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    #21
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Get a contractors watch and wear that then?

    Why do you need something that beeps a lot? doesn't the world have enough beeping in it for you already?
    Obviously it's for my railway game.
    Every hour at seventeen minutes past, the industries recalculate their occupancy levels and I might have to invest to get the best deal.
    Equally obviously, some workers may be up for auction at random times, and blindingly obviously I sometimes need to have a reminder that my goods licence will soon be up for renewal.
    All the while is the fast and furious train management, man management and diplomacy.

    I need a little 'bing' and then to draw my attention
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #22
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Obviously it's for my railway game.
      Every hour at seventeen minutes past, the industries recalculate their occupancy levels and I might have to invest to get the best deal.
      Equally obviously, some workers may be up for auction at random times, and blindingly obviously I sometimes need to have a reminder that my goods licence will soon be up for renewal.
      All the while is the fast and furious train management, man management and diplomacy.

      I need a little 'bing' and then to draw my attention
      Oh. I thought it was for something pointless.

      Egg timer? or a row of multi coloured egg timers coded for different things?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #23
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Oh. I thought it was for something pointless.

        Egg timer? or a row of multi coloured egg timers coded for different things?
        mmm. no

        anyway, must dash

        some bloke is offering 160,000 dollars if i can deliver 220 tons of cotton fibre to Longbridge in the next 40 minutes
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #24
          You're a contractor man! Can't you get your butler to keep time for you?
          And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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            #25
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            OK so whats an amafor , Cretin?

            It's for knocking nails in, pea-brain
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #26
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              It's for knocking nails in, pea-brain
              Feck me, even on a forum that contains very many really thick people, you stand out.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #27
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                Obviously it's for my railway game.
                Every hour at seventeen minutes past, the industries recalculate their occupancy levels and I might have to invest to get the best deal.
                Equally obviously, some workers may be up for auction at random times, and blindingly obviously I sometimes need to have a reminder that my goods licence will soon be up for renewal.
                All the while is the fast and furious train management, man management and diplomacy.

                I need a little 'bing' and then to draw my attention
                Have you taken over from Bob Crow? Shouldn't there be a strike in and amongst all that?

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  Have you taken over from Bob Crow? Shouldn't there be a strike in and amongst all that?
                  EO is clearly the evil capitalist enemy of the workers
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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