What people say on cuk vs what they mean

[BrilloPad]

you are a twunt = you are a twunt
KUATB = you are a twunt
n day ban = I have PMT and have to take it out on someone
See you in Bridgwater = bring the marital aids
I am now in first class = I am Walter Mitty. I was a mod once you know.
You are all cretins = I am a cretin
= you are a twunt
nnnnn = I have OCD
unusual problem I have = I am a sockie
I work with eek = I sleep with eek

What did I miss?

[d000hg]

IMHO - you're an idiot if you don't agree
I make £X per day - I make £X/2 per day
I tell ClientCo I'll turn up and leave when I want - clientCo says it's OK to have flexible hours

[suityou01]

die in a road accident you puddle of diseased rodent pizzle == alright dude, how's it going?

[MarillionFan]

Brillo seems nice - Brillo is a fookin mentalist

[suityou01]

Where's my champagne = Having a cupa soup in my bedsit

[eek]

I work with eek = I sleep with eek

What did I miss?

cough - Mr Mac is not my type....

Anyway insulting a poster in the first post of a thread = banning offence

[MarillionFan]

Anyway insulting a poster in the first post of a thread = banning offence

Which translates as 'teacher teacher, please sir'

[mos]

Its ain't the same since the change of ownership.

[mudskipper]

= meh, I'll pretend I GAS.

[suityou01]

= meh, I'll pretend I GAS.

Ah. No. Ted.

My narnas are sincere narnas.