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eek replied

10 March 2014, 15:24
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

TL;DR - I did spend a long time reading your post, however I can't think of anything clever or insulting to say so I will pretend I didn't read it

TL;DR

Last edited by eek; 10 March 2014, 16:15.
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SimonMac replied

10 March 2014, 14:48
TL;DR - I did spend a long time reading your post, however I can't think of anything clever or insulting to say so I will pretend I didn't read it
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LisaContractorUmbrella replied

10 March 2014, 14:45
Originally posted by eek View Post

I think this smilie is highly appropriate for you as clearly my insult went above your head....

Dear Mods - can we please have this excellent smilie added to our list?
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eek replied

10 March 2014, 11:36
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

You're not quite a cretin, it must be said, just very average indeed.

I think this smilie is highly appropriate for you as clearly my insult went above your head....
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MicrosoftBob replied

10 March 2014, 11:29
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Which translates as 'teacher teacher, please sir can I have another'

FTFY
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sasguru replied

10 March 2014, 10:58
Originally posted by eek View Post

HTH, BIDI

You're not quite a cretin, it must be said, just very average indeed.
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eek replied

10 March 2014, 10:50
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Cretin=It's not a joke, I really am a thick fookwit.

HTH, BIDI
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sasguru replied

10 March 2014, 09:45
Cretin=It's not a joke, you really are a thick fookwit.

HTH, BIDI
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MyUserName replied

10 March 2014, 09:39
That is trivial, if you can't work it out you must be thick in the head = I don't know either
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OwlHoot replied

9 March 2014, 10:25
I've been upgraded to first class, so where's the champers?

=

The bloody coach has broken down on the M20, and we're all standing on the hard shoulder in the rain!
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BrilloPad replied

9 March 2014, 08:29
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

No no no. It's insulting a poster in the subject of a thread. Anyway, no names were mentioned.

You received the money I sent to your account then.
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NotAllThere replied

9 March 2014, 06:49
Originally posted by eek View Post

cough - Mr Mac is not my type....

Anyway insulting a poster in the first post of a thread = banning offence

No no no. It's insulting a poster in the subject of a thread. Anyway, no names were mentioned.
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MarillionFan replied

9 March 2014, 02:35
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Nothing wrong with being gay. Unless you are homophobic.

PS SM PMed me and said to ask you to clean the bathroom.....

Where the word bathroom = bottom.
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greenlake replied

9 March 2014, 02:27
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I am still waiting for someone to explain licking the chutney spoon - I always wondered about that one.

Pig flu at epidemic levels in London and Brum
Licking the chutney spoon
Urban Dictionary: chutney spoon
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EternalOptimist replied

9 March 2014, 01:55
= 'I just made all that sh!t up, for a laugh'
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