What people say on cuk vs what they mean

[OwlHoot]

I've been upgraded to first class, so where's the champers?

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The bloody coach has broken down on the M20, and we're all standing on the hard shoulder in the rain!

[MyUserName]

That is trivial, if you can't work it out you must be thick in the head = I don't know either

[sasguru]

Cretin=It's not a joke, you really are a thick fookwit.

HTH, BIDI

[eek]

Cretin=It's not a joke, I really am a thick fookwit.

HTH, BIDI

[sasguru]

HTH, BIDI

You're not quite a cretin, it must be said, just very average indeed.

[MicrosoftBob]

Which translates as 'teacher teacher, please sir can I have another'

FTFY

[eek]

You're not quite a cretin, it must be said, just very average indeed.

I think this smilie is highly appropriate for you as clearly my insult went above your head....

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

I think this smilie is highly appropriate for you as clearly my insult went above your head....

Dear Mods - can we please have this excellent smilie added to our list?

[SimonMac]

TL;DR - I did spend a long time reading your post, however I can't think of anything clever or insulting to say so I will pretend I didn't read it

[eek]

TL;DR - I did spend a long time reading your post, however I can't think of anything clever or insulting to say so I will pretend I didn't read it

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