Kids Today

[EternalOptimist]

We had one teacher who was Polish, at least that was his cover story , till we discovered he was actually a German. He left Germany after the war and we learned he had been an obergruppenfuhrer in the Gestapo but he had been chucked out for cruelty (at least that was the story we told about him)

his speciality ? grabbing the hairs in yer sidies and pulling you to your toes
then making you trot down the corridor beside him.

[MyUserName]

Did it involve full body armour and a mace?

That school was not so bad TBH! In one of her teaching training schools it would not have been a bad idea for her to wear armour, she had a chair thrown at her, got bitten etc.

Luckily it was a primary school where most kids are not really strong enough to cause a serious injury.

[EternalOptimist]

our revenge on the obergruppenfuhrer ? 'Danglies'

Oh yes. Danglies.

When it was his turn to take playtime, they would unlock the doors and stand in the entrance while we filed back in , two rows, one on either side.

A few minutes before the bell, we would stand in the entrance and goz up, onto the lintel.
The object was to get a big green yocker stuck to the lintel. The force of gravity would then make it drip down, and the idea was that a big ball of snot would land on his head or down his back.

He always got suspicious when the kids going past him would break into a gallop, noone wanted to be near him if the gozzer scored a bullseye

[DodgyAgent]

This sounds like quite extreme incest. Was it in Norfolk?

Probably

Asda have got their incest range out in preparation for Mother's Day in Norfolk. - Imgur

[SunnyInHades]

I saw a cheeky boy say to a new older teacher who walked into a classroom 'Alright me old spadger'. Laughing, he then
turned away to chat to mates, his back to the teacher.

The older teacher walked up to the boy, struck him hard over the back of the head with an open hand then said
'You insolent boy'

The cheeky boy looked back amazed but it shut him up and put him in his place good'n'proper.

[MarillionFan]

Our PE teacher would beat the boys with a cricket bat for being slow around the running track & would regularly grab someone out of the shower, beat them to a bloody pulp and bugger them senseless in his office for being cheeky. Oh Halycon days, kids these days don't know their born.

[original PM]

Our PE teacher would beat the boys with a cricket bat for being slow around the running track & would regularly grab someone out of the shower, beat them to a bloody pulp and bugger them senseless in his office for being cheeky. Oh Halycon days, kids these days don't know their born.

you fookin loved it!

[Goatfell]

Our PE teacher would beat the boys with a cricket bat for being slow around the running track & would regularly grab someone out of the shower, beat them to a bloody pulp and bugger them senseless in his office for being cheeky. Oh Halycon days, kids these days don't know their born.

That explains soooooo much

[Uncle Albert]

We had a teacher like this. Thank f*** he didn't take us for Chemistry.

Ha ha, my chemistry teacher used to throw things at us. Eventually he was arrested when it came to light that he'd forged his qualifications.

[Uncle Albert]

How many legs did he have?

Just asking, like.

He had the normal amount of legs but was virtually blind.