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[cailin maith]

yikes!

Sister Mary was quite contrary
but she made that teacher harden
then he got a double dose of crabs
from Marys lady-garden

[cailin maith]

How did you find out his nuts were minging?

It was just a guess given the constant itching.

*shudder* Despite the lack of fellas in the place, I doubt any of the girls would have given him a go.

[EternalOptimist]

I went to an all girls convent. We had one male lay teacher who was also the Deputy Head - Itchy Balls he was known as.

It was remarkable how itchy his nuts seemed to be all the flippin time and more than a bit minging.

yikes!

Sister Mary was quite contrary
but she made that teacher harden
then he got a double dose of crabs
from Marys lady-garden

[MyUserName]

It was remarkable how itchy his nuts seemed to be all the flippin time and more than a bit minging.

How did you find out his nuts were minging?

[Pondlife]

Now that's a job I'd apply for!

Careful. Why do you think his nuts were so itchy!

[GlenW]

one male lay teacher

Now that's a job I'd apply for!

[cailin maith]

I went to an all girls convent. We had one male lay teacher who was also the Deputy Head - Itchy Balls he was known as.

It was remarkable how itchy his nuts seemed to be all the flippin time and more than a bit minging.

[MyUserName]

Our physics teacher was nicknamed Benny no-Balls. I don't know if it was true or not, but he always had chalk dust round his groin area, so presumably he kept checking.

Ours was called The Sandman because he sent everyone to sleep.

[mudskipper]

Our physics teacher was nicknamed Benny no-Balls. I don't know if it was true or not, but he always had chalk dust round his groin area, so presumably he kept checking.

[EternalOptimist]

We had a chemistry teacher called Himmler.

He only had one leg.

Sodium flint ?

[EternalOptimist]

We had one teacher who didnt like fresh air. He kept all the windows shut, even when it was nice out.

Walking into that classroom was a nightmare, condensation dripping off the windows, the horrendous stale air, chewing your way through fresh f@rts to get to your desk.
I am sure the third year used to order double sprouts on beans just to make us suffer

[Uncle Albert]

How many legs did he have?

Just asking, like.

He had the normal amount of legs but was virtually blind.

[Uncle Albert]

We had a teacher like this. Thank f*** he didn't take us for Chemistry.

Ha ha, my chemistry teacher used to throw things at us. Eventually he was arrested when it came to light that he'd forged his qualifications.

[Goatfell]

Our PE teacher would beat the boys with a cricket bat for being slow around the running track & would regularly grab someone out of the shower, beat them to a bloody pulp and bugger them senseless in his office for being cheeky. Oh Halycon days, kids these days don't know their born.

That explains soooooo much

[original PM]

Our PE teacher would beat the boys with a cricket bat for being slow around the running track & would regularly grab someone out of the shower, beat them to a bloody pulp and bugger them senseless in his office for being cheeky. Oh Halycon days, kids these days don't know their born.

you fookin loved it!