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    #31
    We had one teacher who didnt like fresh air. He kept all the windows shut, even when it was nice out.

    Walking into that classroom was a nightmare, condensation dripping off the windows, the horrendous stale air, chewing your way through fresh f@rts to get to your desk.
    I am sure the third year used to order double sprouts on beans just to make us suffer
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      #32
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      We had a chemistry teacher called Himmler.

      He only had one leg.
      Sodium flint ?
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        #33
        Our physics teacher was nicknamed Benny no-Balls. I don't know if it was true or not, but he always had chalk dust round his groin area, so presumably he kept checking.

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          #34
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Our physics teacher was nicknamed Benny no-Balls. I don't know if it was true or not, but he always had chalk dust round his groin area, so presumably he kept checking.
          Ours was called The Sandman because he sent everyone to sleep.
          "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

          https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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            #35
            I went to an all girls convent. We had one male lay teacher who was also the Deputy Head - Itchy Balls he was known as.

            It was remarkable how itchy his nuts seemed to be all the flippin time and more than a bit minging.
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #36
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              one male lay teacher
              Now that's a job I'd apply for!
              I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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                #37
                Originally posted by GlenW View Post
                Now that's a job I'd apply for!
                Careful. Why do you think his nuts were so itchy!

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  It was remarkable how itchy his nuts seemed to be all the flippin time and more than a bit minging.
                  How did you find out his nuts were minging?
                  "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                  https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    I went to an all girls convent. We had one male lay teacher who was also the Deputy Head - Itchy Balls he was known as.

                    It was remarkable how itchy his nuts seemed to be all the flippin time and more than a bit minging.
                    yikes!

                    Sister Mary was quite contrary
                    but she made that teacher harden
                    then he got a double dose of crabs
                    from Marys lady-garden



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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                      How did you find out his nuts were minging?
                      It was just a guess given the constant itching.

                      *shudder* Despite the lack of fellas in the place, I doubt any of the girls would have given him a go.
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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