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Why have become over reliant on technology to solve supposed problems when nature has already provided us with good solutions?
I refer you to scent marking used by many animals to mark their territory. Just get the year 9 pupils to wipe there a*s on their papers. Easily distinguished then.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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just got the news
my two kids were on the way home from exams
they tied themselves into brown sacks with rocks and threw themselves into the canal(\__/)
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWhy have become over reliant on technology to solve supposed problems when nature has already provided us with good solutions?
I refer you to scent marking used by many animals to mark their territory. Just get the year 9 pupils to wipe there a*s on their papers. Easily distinguished then.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Now you get the idea why I get so frustrated with people. I see things very clearly. Others don't. I spend half my life waiting for others to keep up.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThat is your solution for problem 1, right?Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostNow you get the idea why I get so frustrated with people. I see things very clearly. Others don't. I spend half my life waiting for others to keep up.
well, dont let people know you are frustrated, otherwise they might start taking the piss
not me though.(\__/)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwell, dont let people know you are frustrated, otherwise they might start taking the piss
not me though.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
You obviously think that you can use the score = 0 (I wouldn't because people could score 0 but you have said is acceptable). The Invigilators have the time. You are going to scan them all anyway.
I doubt your solution is going to be a facepalm moment considering your coloured paper suggestion more like point and laugh.Comment
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