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Why have become over reliant on technology to solve supposed problems when nature has already provided us with good solutions?
I refer you to scent marking used by many animals to mark their territory. Just get the year 9 pupils to wipe there a*s on their papers. Easily distinguished then.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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just got the news
my two kids were on the way home from exams
they tied themselves into brown sacks with rocks and threw themselves into the canal(\__/)
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That is your solution for problem 1, right?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWhy have become over reliant on technology to solve supposed problems when nature has already provided us with good solutions?
I refer you to scent marking used by many animals to mark their territory. Just get the year 9 pupils to wipe there a*s on their papers. Easily distinguished then.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Now you get the idea why I get so frustrated with people. I see things very clearly. Others don't. I spend half my life waiting for others to keep up.
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I guess, unless you can teach kids to carp in straight lines of various thickness to ISO/IEC 15426-2 (2D) standard in which case they should get a automatic pass for creativityOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostThat is your solution for problem 1, right?Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostNow you get the idea why I get so frustrated with people. I see things very clearly. Others don't. I spend half my life waiting for others to keep up.
well, dont let people know you are frustrated, otherwise they might start taking the piss
not me though.(\__/)
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Twit twit twit.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwell, dont let people know you are frustrated, otherwise they might start taking the piss
not me though.
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WHY is that wrong?Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

You obviously think that you can use the score = 0 (I wouldn't because people could score 0 but you have said is acceptable). The Invigilators have the time. You are going to scan them all anyway.
I doubt your solution is going to be a facepalm moment considering your coloured paper suggestion more like point and laugh.Comment
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