My Dad is bigger than everyone's dad, and he was here first!
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Originally posted by JesusMy Dad is bigger than everyone's dad, and he was here first!
Assguru can vouch for that !
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OK fair point, I'm sorry about the ginger thing. Yes there are some tossers here, but it occurs to me that if you'd said that about, say, Wales for example, the NewLie Thought Police would be round so fast that little light sabre of yours wouldn't stand a chance. Interesting how you can say it about London and no-one bats an eyelid. That's exactly how it should be. We may (some of us) be tossers but we don't go round counting the chips on our shoulders.Originally posted by gingerjediI wasn't moaning about how awful London is I was moaning about all the tossers that live there, Its quite nice to visit on weekends when they have all gone home.
ginger jokes... how witty
In mitigation I'd also like to point out we have Ken The Kvnt running London, and we have to go to work on the Tube, and that would turn Jesus himself into a bit of a tosser after a while.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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So homosexuality really is a sin?Originally posted by JesusThou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's.
I must say, your second coming will be useful for clearing up all those loose ends from your first.Comment
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Why dont you try it for a while and find out?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhy is it that every one of my mates that have followed the yellow brick road to London has turned into an egotistical tosser?Comment
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Why have you resurected a 3 year old thread to ask that?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhy dont you try it for a while and find out?Still InvoicingComment
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He must be VERY VERY boredThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Ah, that brings back a few memories....
This thread was from the time that I was watching this forum before I registered and got involved myself.
Happy days.
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