Originally posted by sasguru
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Is it just me
or do we have a bipolar troll in here?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's.Comment
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I had a vague chuckle, your definitely improving, 5/10, still serious room for improvement though.Originally posted by sasguruFinished your remedial classes for the day, I see. I've done your mum early today (she's a bit slack, I have to say) so she's got your tea ready for you. Run along now and wipe that snot off your nose.Comment
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You on the other hand, are still dull as ditchwater.Originally posted by lORD lUCANI had a vague chuckle, your definitely improving, 5/10, still serious room for improvement though.Hard Brexit now!
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Fail. Remedial classes may be needed here.Originally posted by Andywok DaveB(ollocks) over to you ! Mr funny guy !
D-. Lack of imagination in attempting to use a variation on a hackneyed theme. Must try harder.Originally posted by sasguruWell I tried his sister, but you could shove an express train in there and not touch the sides."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB
D-. Lack of imagination in attempting to use a variation on a hackneyed theme. Must try harder.
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I wasn't moaning about how awful London is I was moaning about all the tossers that live there, Its quite nice to visit on weekends when they have all gone home.Originally posted by MordacGet lost on the tube did you? London has its good points - not being full of provincial (ginger) tossers moaning about how awful London is will do for starters.
ginger jokes... how wittyScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Ginger Jokes and Name calling............My Dad's bigger than your Dad!
This place is going down hill!
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