I think I may be getting old

[DaveB]

or at least 25 odd years of sitting in front of a computer screen may be catching up with me.

Neck aches and neck and shoulders are making all sorts of lovely crunching and popping noises when I try and stretch

[northernladuk]

Correct.. HTH

[scooterscot]

Get yourself a massage at the local spa.

[vetran]

Get yourself a massage from a ladyboy. KP will be able to recommend some, remember to ask for 'a happy ending'

FTFY

[scooterscot]

Swedish massage

One Spa Edinburgh | Spa Treatment | Swedish Massage

This is the one I used to have every other month when living in town.

It's much more common here in Munich, particularly among IT workers so the masseuse was telling me.

[Mich the Tester]

Oh no not another bloody big girl's blouse.

MTFU. (you too Suity)

[hyperD]

Get yourself a massage from a ladyboy. KP will be able to recommend soms, remember to ask for 'a happy ending'

The only happy ending from a massage I get is not involuntary farting in front of the masseuse.

[suityou01]

Oh no not another bloody big girl's blouse.

MTFU. (you too Suity)

SirYesSir!

[mudskipper]

How ya doing Suitifuss?

Eating veg and going for walks? Are you still being a plank?

[suityou01]

How ya doing Suitifuss?

Eating veg and going for walks? Are you still being a plank?

Got manflu. Seriously. After shifting the last lot.