Oi, Dallas, get off yer bike

**AtW** · 22 February 2014, 17:40

Excellent idea!

**DaveB** · 22 February 2014, 17:59

Sports Minister Helen Grant should know being "feminine" means being as hard as nails, says Fleet Street Fox - Fleet Street Fox - Mirror Online

**Dallas** · 22 February 2014, 18:09

I know, I am such a minger, and to think my mum started me on ballet

happy ltb training.

**fullyautomatix** · 22 February 2014, 18:59

They should only be allowed to participate in cheer leading, all other sports should be male only.

**greenlake** · 22 February 2014, 19:12

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

It's not ladylike.

How about trying the thing with the wavy ribbons instead?

Offer 'Feminine' Sports To Women, Minister Says

How about this....? (NSFW!)

lingerie bowl - Google Search

**MarillionFan** · 22 February 2014, 20:02

Originally posted by Dallas View Post

I know, I am such a minger, and to think my mum started me on ballet

happy ltb training.

I heard that. When we asked Brillo to score you out of ten. He said he'd give you one.

**BrilloPad** · 22 February 2014, 20:51

Women should be offered more feminine sports that allow them to look "absolutely radiant", the minister for sport and equality has said.

Dallas looks absolutely radiant during her IronMen contests. Except when her wetsuit doesn't fit.

I have lots of piccies of her at home - I must post them sometime.

**BrilloPad** · 22 February 2014, 20:52

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I heard that. When we asked Brillo to score you out of ten. He said he'd give you one.

Utter lie!

I said zero.

**BrilloPad** · 22 February 2014, 20:53

PS Does telling Dallas to get off her bike imply she is a lesbian? Cool beans! I hope so.......

Oi, Dallas, get off yer bike