Oi, Dallas, get off yer bike

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mudskipper replied

22 February 2014, 21:01
Two nuns riding their bikes.

Nun one: "Do you come this way often?"
Nun two: "No, it must be the cobbles."
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BrilloPad replied

22 February 2014, 20:53
PS Does telling Dallas to get off her bike imply she is a lesbian? Cool beans! I hope so.......
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BrilloPad replied

22 February 2014, 20:52
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I heard that. When we asked Brillo to score you out of ten. He said he'd give you one.

Utter lie!

I said zero.
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BrilloPad replied

22 February 2014, 20:51
Women should be offered more feminine sports that allow them to look "absolutely radiant", the minister for sport and equality has said.

Dallas looks absolutely radiant during her IronMen contests. Except when her wetsuit doesn't fit.

I have lots of piccies of her at home - I must post them sometime.
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MarillionFan replied

22 February 2014, 20:02
Originally posted by Dallas View Post

I know, I am such a minger, and to think my mum started me on ballet happy ltb training.

I heard that. When we asked Brillo to score you out of ten. He said he'd give you one.
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greenlake replied

22 February 2014, 19:12
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

It's not ladylike.

How about trying the thing with the wavy ribbons instead?

Offer 'Feminine' Sports To Women, Minister Says

How about this....? (NSFW!)

lingerie bowl - Google Search
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fullyautomatix replied

22 February 2014, 18:59
They should only be allowed to participate in cheer leading, all other sports should be male only.
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Dallas replied

22 February 2014, 18:09
I know, I am such a minger, and to think my mum started me on ballet happy ltb training.
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DaveB replied

22 February 2014, 17:59
Sports Minister Helen Grant should know being "feminine" means being as hard as nails, says Fleet Street Fox - Fleet Street Fox - Mirror Online
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AtW replied

22 February 2014, 17:40
Excellent idea!
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mudskipper started a topic Oi, Dallas, get off yer bike

22 February 2014, 17:32
Oi, Dallas, get off yer bike

It's not ladylike.

How about trying the thing with the wavy ribbons instead?

Offer 'Feminine' Sports To Women, Minister Says
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