Two nuns riding their bikes.
Nun one: "Do you come this way often?"
Nun two: "No, it must be the cobbles."
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PS Does telling Dallas to get off her bike imply she is a lesbian? Cool beans! I hope so.......
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Women should be offered more feminine sports that allow them to look "absolutely radiant", the minister for sport and equality has said.
Dallas looks absolutely radiant during her IronMen contests. Except when her wetsuit doesn't fit.
I have lots of piccies of her at home - I must post them sometime.
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Originally posted by Dallas View PostI know, I am such a minger, and to think my mum started me on ballet happy ltb training.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIt's not ladylike.
How about trying the thing with the wavy ribbons instead?
Offer 'Feminine' Sports To Women, Minister Says
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They should only be allowed to participate in cheer leading, all other sports should be male only.
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I know, I am such a minger, and to think my mum started me on ballet happy ltb training.
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Oi, Dallas, get off yer bike
It's not ladylike.
How about trying the thing with the wavy ribbons instead?
Offer 'Feminine' Sports To Women, Minister SaysTags: None
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