On my way to Bangkok

[KentPhilip]

So this is what ukippers do for fun is it?

Well I suppose it's one way to reduce (UK) immigration - by providing them with employment close to (their) home.
Not that I am necessarily going to indulge you understand - but Bangkok does have a reputation, and it would be a shame not to take a walk down to the red light district and see what it's all about

WHS! Keep us posted KF

Indeed I shall sir. For where I lead, future google searches will allow others to follow. Or avoid.

Only $2 in Vegas....

Haha that's very good Presumably the "BJ" refers to "Blackjack".

[mos]

Light cleaning is priceless. Especially when it is done by my cleaner

So thats what UKiP is all about ...

[vetran]

So thats what UKiP is all about ...

well lets hope his cleaner isn't an illegal!

[psychocandy]

He's not that fussy.

Isnt there an advantage to doing a ladyboy? You can grab round the front and pretend it went right through....

[KentPhilip]

I've met my first ladyboy

Having arrived in Bangkok, and deciding that it was too hot and humid to stay in the city, I've decamped to a nearby coastal resort that I have heard of (for not the right reasons): Pattaya.

The trouble is it is even hotter - in that it is teeming with tens of thousands of hot thai ladies

I started my explorations with a walk through the "sois" of the resort, side roads filled with bar after bar of up-for-it women, whereupon I came upon a beauty of a specimen, with long flowing blond locks and a smile to die for. "Harro hansome boy you want massage?"

Well she turned out to be a he, although he said I should call her a she, but by the time I found that out I had already got my leg over - a chaise longue - he was giving me a foot massage.

Would like to write some more, but there's girlies waiting for my attention


BTW I think for the next two weeks I am putting my UKIP logo into storage - I'm on holiday

[mos]

well lets hope his cleaner isn't an illegal!

It makes me sad though that he is taking an advantage of poor 'legal' cleaner (18+ lets hope) of his and at the same time he is engaging in ghastly Nazi witch hunt against her.

[AtW]

BTW I think for the next two weeks I am putting my UKIP logo into storage - I'm on holiday

Scroll down for the logo for when you come back -

[greenlake]

Scroll down for the logo for when you come back -

This one might be more appropriate....

[KentPhilip]

This one might be more appropriate....

All the girls here insist on condom usage, as would I. So there would be nothing to worry about.

I can understand a certain amount of jealosy among the congregation here though

[doodab]

As well as excellent food be sure and check out some proper thai boxing. We went to a night of junior regional championship fights and as well as being brutal the speed and skill of them makes you think actually there is no way you'll ever mess with a Thai person just in case....