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On my way to Bangkok

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    #21
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    So this is what ukippers do for fun is it?
    Well I suppose it's one way to reduce (UK) immigration - by providing them with employment close to (their) home.
    Not that I am necessarily going to indulge you understand - but Bangkok does have a reputation, and it would be a shame not to take a walk down to the red light district and see what it's all about

    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    WHS! Keep us posted KF
    Indeed I shall sir. For where I lead, future google searches will allow others to follow. Or avoid.

    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Only $2 in Vegas....

    Haha that's very good Presumably the "BJ" refers to "Blackjack".

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      #22
      Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
      Light cleaning is priceless. Especially when it is done by my cleaner
      So thats what UKiP is all about ...
      If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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        #23
        Originally posted by mos View Post
        So thats what UKiP is all about ...
        well lets hope his cleaner isn't an illegal!

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          #24
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          He's not that fussy.
          Isnt there an advantage to doing a ladyboy? You can grab round the front and pretend it went right through....
          Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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            #25
            I've met my first ladyboy

            Having arrived in Bangkok, and deciding that it was too hot and humid to stay in the city, I've decamped to a nearby coastal resort that I have heard of (for not the right reasons): Pattaya.

            The trouble is it is even hotter - in that it is teeming with tens of thousands of hot thai ladies

            I started my explorations with a walk through the "sois" of the resort, side roads filled with bar after bar of up-for-it women, whereupon I came upon a beauty of a specimen, with long flowing blond locks and a smile to die for. "Harro hansome boy you want massage?"

            Well she turned out to be a he, although he said I should call her a she, but by the time I found that out I had already got my leg over - a chaise longue - he was giving me a foot massage.

            Would like to write some more, but there's girlies waiting for my attention


            BTW I think for the next two weeks I am putting my UKIP logo into storage - I'm on holiday

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              #26
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              well lets hope his cleaner isn't an illegal!
              It makes me sad though that he is taking an advantage of poor 'legal' cleaner (18+ lets hope) of his and at the same time he is engaging in ghastly Nazi witch hunt against her.

              Last edited by mos; 25 February 2014, 21:29.
              If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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                #27
                Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                BTW I think for the next two weeks I am putting my UKIP logo into storage - I'm on holiday
                Scroll down for the logo for when you come back -




















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                  #28
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  Scroll down for the logo for when you come back -
                  This one might be more appropriate....

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                    This one might be more appropriate....

                    All the girls here insist on condom usage, as would I. So there would be nothing to worry about.

                    I can understand a certain amount of jealosy among the congregation here though

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                      #30
                      As well as excellent food be sure and check out some proper thai boxing. We went to a night of junior regional championship fights and as well as being brutal the speed and skill of them makes you think actually there is no way you'll ever mess with a Thai person just in case....
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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