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On my way to Bangkok
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I've met KentPhilip and I'm struggling to think of anyone more likely to end up in trouble in Thailand.Comment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostSo I am sat in the hotel bar in Dubai with the other expats, and two rather lovely dark ladies join me on my stool. "We are from Ethiopia" they say, and they are getting rather friendly
They would give a good massage to my toes, and other important bits.
Looking around the bar, at least half the people there were young black ladies.
"How much?"
"300 quid"
"Jeez!"
And I haven't even got to Thailand yet!
They were chicks with dicks."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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He's not that fussy.Originally posted by Paddy View PostThey were chicks with dicks."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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How about Wilmslow?Originally posted by Bunk View Post
I've met KentPhilip and I'm struggling to think of anyone more likely to end up in trouble in Thailand.Comment
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WHS! Keep us posted KFOriginally posted by Bunk View Post
I've met KentPhilip and I'm struggling to think of anyone more likely to end up in trouble in Thailand.
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That's the risk, try to be observant.bangkokOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Only $2 in Vegas....Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCheaper in Thailand. $5 I heard. Sucky sucky.
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