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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Cheaper in Thailand. $5 I charge. Sucky sucky.
    FTFY

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      #12


      I've met KentPhilip and I'm struggling to think of anyone more likely to end up in trouble in Thailand.

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        #13
        Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
        So I am sat in the hotel bar in Dubai with the other expats, and two rather lovely dark ladies join me on my stool. "We are from Ethiopia" they say, and they are getting rather friendly
        They would give a good massage to my toes, and other important bits.
        Looking around the bar, at least half the people there were young black ladies.
        "How much?"
        "300 quid"
        "Jeez!"

        And I haven't even got to Thailand yet!

        They were chicks with dicks.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #14
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          They were chicks with dicks.
          He's not that fussy.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post


            I've met KentPhilip and I'm struggling to think of anyone more likely to end up in trouble in Thailand.
            How about Wilmslow?

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              #16
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              How about Wilmslow?
              Well, maybe, but KP is real.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Bunk View Post


                I've met KentPhilip and I'm struggling to think of anyone more likely to end up in trouble in Thailand.
                WHS! Keep us posted KF

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                  #18
                  bangkok
                  That's the risk, try to be observant.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Every good contractor deserves some R n R.

                    Just remember if you can't be good be careful!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Cheaper in Thailand. $5 I heard. Sucky sucky.
                      Only $2 in Vegas....

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