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Have you seen her best mate? At SY's age, maybe his wife's best mate's (grown up) daughter is more like it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
My wife is younger than me.Originally posted by d000hg View PostHave you seen her best mate? At SY's age, maybe his wife's best mate's (grown up) daughter is more like it.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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A completed booking here ..
Booking | Virgin Galactic
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I got a sonic jet flosser thingy for mine.
However there were some nice lego suggestions from the panel.Comment
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LiposuctionOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostWeek on Saturday. SY02 keeps nagging me.
To be honest I haven't a clue. Now I have my telescope I'm about set for life.
What does one get the middle aged balding bedwetting gentleman?
Ideas please.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Buddy up with me and we could get a group discount.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostLiposuction
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Should convert that to latin and it could be the contracting moto!Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostFor the benefit of doodab and myself, what's the next model up?
Proper contractor question that.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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I'd ask for a wilderness survival shelter, in case the Ukraine situation gets out of hand ..Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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