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What do I want for my birthday?

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    #11
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    You don't want a night with her best mate for your birthday? What is wrong with you man. You asked what you want, not what you might get
    Have you seen her best mate? At SY's age, maybe his wife's best mate's (grown up) daughter is more like it.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Have you seen her best mate? At SY's age, maybe his wife's best mate's (grown up) daughter is more like it.
      My wife is younger than me.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        A completed booking here ..

        Booking | Virgin Galactic


        to do this ...

        Virgin Galactic's Third Powered Flight - YouTube

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          #14
          A guitar

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            #15
            I got a sonic jet flosser thingy for mine.

            However there were some nice lego suggestions from the panel.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Week on Saturday. SY02 keeps nagging me.

              To be honest I haven't a clue. Now I have my telescope I'm about set for life.

              What does one get the middle aged balding bedwetting gentleman?

              Ideas please.
              Liposuction
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Liposuction
                Buddy up with me and we could get a group discount.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  For the benefit of doodab and myself, what's the next model up?
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    For the benefit of doodab and myself, what's the next model up?
                    Should convert that to latin and it could be the contracting moto!

                    Proper contractor question that.
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                      #20
                      I'd ask for a wilderness survival shelter, in case the Ukraine situation gets out of hand ..
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