What are you buying your partner for valentines day?

**doodab** · 12 February 2014, 16:16

A box of chocolates.

**mudskipper** · 12 February 2014, 16:18

A card. If I get a chance.

**bobspud** · 12 February 2014, 16:18

Had a nice child free weekend in London planned however that's looking very shaky in this weather

**vetran** · 12 February 2014, 16:41

Originally posted by bobspud View Post

Had a nice child free weekend in London planned however that's looking very shaky in this weather

go on a river cruise?

**TestMangler** · 12 February 2014, 16:42

I've bought Mrs Mangler a pair of slippers and a dildo.

If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f**k herself.....

**Uncle Albert** · 12 February 2014, 16:45

Originally posted by vetran View Post

go on a river cruise?

Or a trip up the Oxo tower?

**BrilloPad** · 12 February 2014, 17:18

Mrs BP wants a divorce. I told her I wasn't planning on spending that much.

**Andy2** · 12 February 2014, 17:29

Nothing

**SunnyInHades** · 12 February 2014, 17:49

Gold MAX 'Female Viagra'
Chloe Cross: "I took two capsules before dinner, and without warning my body suddenly screamed YES, and the River Nile was unleashed in my panties. Thanks to GM I had sex for the first time in two months. YAY! My prey described me as being “wetter than an otter's pocket”, which I’m fully taking as a compliment."

Chloe Cross: "I Took Female Viagra for a Week"
Pink Venus Shot – (£4, Ann Summers): Chloe's rating 2/10
Viafem – (£13.89, Holland & Barrett): Chloe's rating 6/10
Gold MAX – (£6.95, Harmony): Chloe's rating 8.5/10
Bai He Di Huang – (£10, Natural Wellness London): Chloe's rating 3/10
Spanish Fly – (£10, Jonas Bros): Chloe's rating 2/10
Magnum Tonic Wine (£2.99, every off-license ever): Chloe's rating 3/10

What are you buying your partner for valentines day?