What are you buying your partner for valentines day?
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A box of chocolates.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
A card. If I get a chance.Comment
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Had a nice child free weekend in London planned however that's looking very shaky in this weather
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go on a river cruise?Originally posted by bobspud View PostHad a nice child free weekend in London planned however that's looking very shaky in this weatherAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've bought Mrs Mangler a pair of slippers and a dildo.
If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f**k herself.....When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Or a trip up the Oxo tower?Originally posted by vetran View PostEngland's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Mrs BP wants a divorce. I told her I wasn't planning on spending that much.Comment
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Gold MAX 'Female Viagra'
Chloe Cross: "I took two capsules before dinner, and without warning my body suddenly screamed YES, and the River Nile was unleashed in my panties. Thanks to GM I had sex for the first time in two months. YAY! My prey described me as being “wetter than an otter's pocket”, which I’m fully taking as a compliment."
Chloe Cross: "I Took Female Viagra for a Week"
Pink Venus Shot – (£4, Ann Summers): Chloe's rating 2/10
Viafem – (£13.89, Holland & Barrett): Chloe's rating 6/10
Gold MAX – (£6.95, Harmony): Chloe's rating 8.5/10
Bai He Di Huang – (£10, Natural Wellness London): Chloe's rating 3/10
Spanish Fly – (£10, Jonas Bros): Chloe's rating 2/10
Magnum Tonic Wine (£2.99, every off-license ever): Chloe's rating 3/10Comment
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