Well said Mich. Avoid all the sickening couples all trying to out-do each other for looking soppy and romantic.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Valentine's day - last time I went out was with the ex-wife - horrible prices, horrible atmosphere, horrible food and horrible fawning couples outdoing each other with sickening Hallmark dramatics.
Ghastly experience.
I'm cooking another Thai banquet and watching a Bluray with GF#1 and her daughter. No overpriced cards required.
Bah humbug...
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Although I think we might do takeaway since it's Friday and we'll be tired.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Why do it just for valentines???Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHopeless, the lot of you.
All men should be capable of cooking a decent meal and setting a table complete with candles and properly laid out cutlery, if only for Valentines Day. If you really can't do that, then hire a chef for the evening or go home to mum and get a bloody upbringing!
I don't see the point in Valentines, it's a bit like getting married, one day and it's all for show.Comment
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Indeed, but some chaps are so incompetent they can only manage once a year as they need a whole year's planning to work out how to fry up a steak and mix up a salad.Originally posted by norrahe View PostWhy do it just for valentines???
I don't see the point in Valentines, it's a bit like getting married, one day and it's all for show.
These are CUK geeks, not proper men.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I thought steak day was March 14th?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIndeed, but some chaps are so incompetent they can only manage once a year as they need a whole year's planning to work out how to fry up a steak and mix up a salad.
These are CUK geeks, not proper men.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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according to the kids I can't cook steak they keep complaining 'its pink inside' is it cooked ?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIndeed, but some chaps are so incompetent they can only manage once a year as they need a whole year's planning to work out how to fry up a steak and mix up a salad.
These are CUK geeks, not proper men.
They look on in horror when I eat mine Bleu.Comment
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Ha ha, my friends wedding anniversary - the one time doubling up on events has its uses.Originally posted by DirtyDog View PostI thought steak day was March 14th?Comment
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If I remember, Oscar Pistorius had an interesting idea for valentines day last year
However, I assume he's not the only guy who ever spent valentines day firing a couple of shots into the wife while imagining it's someone else.......When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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he gets two BJs?Originally posted by Dallas View PostHa ha, my friends wedding anniversary - the one time doubling up on events has its uses.Comment
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