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Mich the Tester replied

11 February 2014, 12:20
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

I have a very twisted mind (thanks for your confirmation Barry !!). I'm not a tester, never have been.

I'm just a tool who collects stats from QC

And I put the meaningless, incorrect, wholly irrelevant stuff in QC for him to make his stats.
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TestMangler replied

11 February 2014, 12:17
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

If he hasn't got a twisted mind then he must be a crap tester. Testers are supposed to have twsited minds.

I have a very twisted mind (thanks for your confirmation Barry !!). I'm not a tester, never have been.

I'm just a tool who collects stats from QC
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Mich the Tester replied

11 February 2014, 12:14
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

Yes.

If he hasn't got a twisted mind then he must be a crap tester. Testers are supposed to have twsited minds.
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barrydidit replied

11 February 2014, 12:12
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Really ??

Yes.
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TestMangler replied

11 February 2014, 12:10
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You have a dirty mind.

Really ??
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Mich the Tester replied

11 February 2014, 12:07
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

'Romance Custard' ?

You have a dirty mind.
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TestMangler replied

11 February 2014, 12:06
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I prefer custard. On tits, that is.

'Romance Custard' ?
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Mich the Tester replied

11 February 2014, 12:04
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Of course men like chocolate.

I prefer custard. On tits, that is.
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d000hg replied

11 February 2014, 12:00
Of course men like chocolate.
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eek replied

11 February 2014, 11:57
Bar card and flowers I don't have to do anything for Valentines this year*.

* Except pay, watch and look after the 20 children attending the eek juniors expensive activity party at the local activity leisure centre (laser quest and ice skating with food).
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Mich the Tester replied

11 February 2014, 11:52
Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post

I thought steak day was March 14th?

Why only once a year?

Over the years, Valentine’s Day has become a commercial holiday for women. On February 14, intimate couples celebrate their love with candy, flowers, greeting cards, and other gifts of affection.

Men do not want candy. Men have no need for flowers or teddy bears. There are two things men want: steak and a blowjob.
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vetran replied

11 February 2014, 11:32
Originally posted by Dallas View Post

Ha ha, my friends wedding anniversary - the one time doubling up on events has its uses.

he gets two BJs?
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TestMangler replied

11 February 2014, 11:11
If I remember, Oscar Pistorius had an interesting idea for valentines day last year

However, I assume he's not the only guy who ever spent valentines day firing a couple of shots into the wife while imagining it's someone else.......
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Dallas replied

11 February 2014, 11:03
Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post

I thought steak day was March 14th?

Ha ha, my friends wedding anniversary - the one time doubling up on events has its uses.
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vetran replied

11 February 2014, 10:48
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Indeed, but some chaps are so incompetent they can only manage once a year as they need a whole year's planning to work out how to fry up a steak and mix up a salad.

These are CUK geeks, not proper men.

according to the kids I can't cook steak they keep complaining 'its pink inside' is it cooked ?

They look on in horror when I eat mine Bleu.
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