L2b training - tips and discussion thread

[MarillionFan]

There are three pissed rednecks at the far end of the bar, whooping and hollering. One has a shirt USA Best Country in the World. I'm sat at the other end with an American style sweatshirt and hoodie. Underneath I have an England Football Shirt. The top is coming off.

I may be getting some exercise after all.

[BrilloPad]

There are three pissed rednecks at the far end of the bar

Sounds like a good start to a joke.....

[mudskipper]

Removing your sweatshirt does not count as exercise.

[MarillionFan]

Removing your sweatshirt does not count as exercise.

I thought I'd follow it up with Shouting 'Americans are *******' and then legging it.

[BrilloPad]

I thought I'd follow it up with Shouting 'Americans are *******' and then legging it.

Wait until they have food. They will never leave it.

[mudskipper]

I thought I'd follow it up with Shouting 'Americans are *******' and then legging it.

Don't spare the horses, Jeeeves.

[greenlake]

There are three pissed rednecks at the far end of the bar, whooping and hollering. One has a shirt USA Best Country in the World. I'm sat at the other end with an American style sweatshirt and hoodie. Underneath I have an England Football Shirt. The top is coming off.

I may be getting some exercise after all.

I thought I'd follow it up with Shouting 'Americans are *******' and then legging it.

How far do you think you'll get?

[MarillionFan]

Don't spare the horses, Jeeeves.

Well it appears I am now a n-gger and homey according to the 'boys' in the bar I just went to. To say that was rough is to say that Brillo is only a little bit mad. Needless to say I have decided to feck off back to the hotel before I get shot.

[BrilloPad]

Well it appears I am now a n-gger and homey

At least they were 50% right.

[greenlake]

Plenty more to come. LOok for the nerner deletion marker.

Now you will know what it feels like to have a fooking annoying twunt ruining your thread.

BUt I am pleased I am cured of being a nice guy(womem always hate them) and am once more a fooking annoying twunt. Admittedly I am not at MF's standards yet - but I can aspire.

It would be easier to do a decabrutal than to be as annoying as MF.....

Well it appears I am now a n-gger and homey according to the 'boys' in the bar I just went to. To say that was rough is to say that Brillo is only a little bit mad. Needless to say I have decided to feck off back to the hotel before I get shot.

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