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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Is Churchy alrigght? He seems very bitter.
    Mean Machine's dial settings are:
    1.Surly
    2.Mean
    3.Vicious
    4.Brutal

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      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      Is Churchy alrigght? He seems very bitter.
      He is only having fun when bitter online. Interesting that in the real world you could not meet a nicer bloke.

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        He is only having fun when bitter online. Interesting that in the real world you could not meet a nicer bloke.
        There are a few fitting that description. They'd be mortified to be outed though...
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          He goes on holiday and the best thing he can find to do is post on here. I'd suggest things are very much not alright.
          Er, pot, kettle: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...a-gringos.html
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            There are some stroppy sods on here. Just read this interesting article about some academics who have researched Facebook killers and drawn up profiles of other potential killers:

            Birmingham academics identify potential Facebook killers - Birmingham Mail

            Criminologists from Birmingham City University have drawn up profiles of six personality-types who could turn to violence after using the website.
            ...
            They identified six different types of killer, who they list as a reactor, informer, antagonist, fantasist, predator and imposter after analysing cases of homicide in which Facebook was reported as a significant factor.
            Sound familiar? Maybe CUK moderators ought to hire their services.
            Last edited by xoggoth; 3 November 2014, 20:53.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              Is Churchy alrigght? He seems very bitter.
              The little darling needs a barrel of gravy for the chip on his shoulder.

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                They identified six different types of killer, who they list as a reactor, informer, antagonist, fantasist, predator and imposter.

                That sounds like a description of MF
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Very bad parenting skills. Combined with random, unfair decisions its no wonder we are all barmy round here.
                  Not all of us, you rabid scouring pad.

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                    Originally posted by tractor View Post
                    Not all of us, you rabid scouring pad.
                    He's a chunky chocolate muffin with a bitter orange twist isn't he. Yummy.

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                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      Is Churchy alrigght? He seems very bitter.
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      He goes on holiday and the best thing he can find to do is post on here. I'd suggest things are very much not alright.
                      Holidays suck when you can't leave your children to go and have some fun.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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