So do you? Every time?

[vetran]

No.

I feel I'm missing out - will make a conscious effort to categorise every man I see for the rest of the day.

What's the protocol? Yes/No/Maybe/five pints?

Yes/No/five pints/ten pints/ > ten pints + bag on her head/ > ten pints + 2 bags on both your heads.


lunchtime its :

Mrs V = Yes but she needs 5 pints.
YM1= 5 pints but she isn't a washing machine.
YM2 = yes but be careful she is a black belt.
YM3 = bags all the way.

[vetran]

Nah, his mum doesn't count

she does she is a 10 pinter! NLYUK said 12 pints in bright light.

[MaryPoppins]

Do the ladies check out a man immediately for rumpy pumpy?

Not really. Unless they do something that catches my attention.


Or I'm bored in a meeting.

[Mich the Tester]

Not really. Unless they do something that catches my attention.


Or I'm bored in a meeting.

I remember seeing a telly programme where tiny cameras were attached to the inside rim of people's specs to see where their eyes went when people of the opposite sex walked by. The men looked at;
- face
- tits
- bum
- crotch

The ladies looked at;
- face
- shoulders and biceps
- bum
- crotch

[MaryPoppins]

I remember seeing a telly programme where tiny cameras were attached to the inside rim of people's specs to see where their eyes went when people of the opposite sex walked by. The men looked at;
- face
- tits
- bum
- crotch

The ladies looked at;
- face
- shoulders and biceps
- bum
- crotch

Men look at crotches? Strange.


I'd personally replace shoulders and biceps with hands in the list above.

[Mich the Tester]

Men look at crotches? Strange.

Checking out the cameltoe.

[Pondlife]

I'd personally replace shoulders and biceps with hands in the list above.

Checking for a wedding ring, eh MP. The sweet taste of forbidden fruit.

[MaryPoppins]

Checking for a wedding ring, eh MP. The sweet taste of forbidden fruit.

Bugger off, you cheeky runt.

[Mich the Tester]

Bugger off, you reeky chunt.

Language, please!

[Dallas]

Men look at crotches? Strange.


I'd personally replace shoulders and biceps with hands in the list above.

+1

Hands and teeth very important reflection of personal hygiene.

Although there was outcry at the gym last week when the hair straighteners broke in the mens changing room