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Not so fast; that's the problem with chaps who shoot too early. So overexcited, haven't been with a laydee in years and they end up making a mess in their pants. Take things slowly, lots of foreplay, and then when doing 'the deed', withdrawing from time to time when the urge threatens to overcome him, and perhaps just spoiling the laydee a little more until he's calmed down again. Of course, there are physical approaches too, training the right deep muscles can help in controlling the release, but it's mainly a matter of psychology and mood. I'm sure that with patience and the advice of the CUK congregation, Scooter can overcome his early release issues.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
But since arousal is as much a mental thing as a physical, prolonging the excitement with foreplay could mean he never gets to have sex at all.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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It's really nice to hear someone who has obviously been through it ! And to come so quick to scooters aid is lovely.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNot so fast; that's the problem with chaps who shoot too early. So overexcited, haven't been with a laydee in years and they end up making a mess in their pants. Take things slowly, lots of foreplay, and then when doing 'the deed', withdrawing from time to time when the urge threatens to overcome him, and perhaps just spoiling the laydee a little more until he's calmed down again. Of course, there are physical approaches too, training the right deep muscles can help in controlling the release, but it's mainly a matter of psychology and mood. I'm sure that with patience and the advice of the CUK congregation, Scooter can overcome his early release issues.
Maybe we should change Scooters rep to - quick draw McScoot?Comment
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I'm merely spouting on about what I've read in magazines but I'm glad I could provide a way McScoot can get a grip on his problem.Originally posted by vetran View PostIt's really nice to hear someone who has obviously been through it ! And to come so quick to scooters aid is lovely.
Maybe we should change Scooters rep to - quick draw McScoot?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Is that an offer? I have tissues...Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNo, but were you looking for some help?
You might ask a sex therapist."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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You're the one that needs them apparently!Originally posted by scooterscot View PostIs that an offer? I have tissues...
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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