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    #21
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    No.

    I feel I'm missing out - will make a conscious effort to categorise every man I see for the rest of the day.

    What's the protocol? Yes/No/Maybe/five pints?
    Yes/No/five pints/ten pints/ > ten pints + bag on her head/ > ten pints + 2 bags on both your heads.


    lunchtime its :

    Mrs V = Yes but she needs 5 pints.
    YM1= 5 pints but she isn't a washing machine.
    YM2 = yes but be careful she is a black belt.
    YM3 = bags all the way.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Bunk View Post
      Nah, his mum doesn't count
      she does she is a 10 pinter! NLYUK said 12 pints in bright light.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #23
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Do the ladies check out a man immediately for rumpy pumpy?

        Not really. Unless they do something that catches my attention.


        Or I'm bored in a meeting.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #24
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Not really. Unless they do something that catches my attention.


          Or I'm bored in a meeting.
          I remember seeing a telly programme where tiny cameras were attached to the inside rim of people's specs to see where their eyes went when people of the opposite sex walked by. The men looked at;
          - face
          - tits
          - bum
          - crotch

          The ladies looked at;
          - face
          - shoulders and biceps
          - bum
          - crotch
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #25
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            I remember seeing a telly programme where tiny cameras were attached to the inside rim of people's specs to see where their eyes went when people of the opposite sex walked by. The men looked at;
            - face
            - tits
            - bum
            - crotch

            The ladies looked at;
            - face
            - shoulders and biceps
            - bum
            - crotch

            Men look at crotches? Strange.


            I'd personally replace shoulders and biceps with hands in the list above.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #26
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Men look at crotches? Strange.
              Checking out the cameltoe.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #27
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                I'd personally replace shoulders and biceps with hands in the list above.
                Checking for a wedding ring, eh MP. The sweet taste of forbidden fruit.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  Checking for a wedding ring, eh MP. The sweet taste of forbidden fruit.

                  Bugger off, you cheeky runt.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Bugger off, you reeky chunt.
                    Language, please!
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Men look at crotches? Strange.


                      I'd personally replace shoulders and biceps with hands in the list above.
                      +1

                      Hands and teeth very important reflection of personal hygiene.

                      Although there was outcry at the gym last week when the hair straighteners broke in the mens changing room

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