Wail today; I'M A CATCH, SHE'S LUCKY TO HAVE ME

[MyUserName]

MF's just bitter that I turn him on

FTFY

[darmstadt]

Just read the article, you know what they say 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder and they is blind as a bat!' Cockwombles, all of them...Now me, I've known women to get wet knees just by getting a quick glimpse of me

[mudskipper]

Now me, I've known women to get wet knees just by getting a quick glimpse of me

They p1ss themselves laughing? I'm sure you're not that bad.

[darmstadt]

They p1ss themselves laughing? I'm sure you're not that bad.

You know that you can actually write the word piss (or have I just bypassed the swear filter )

BTW, you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink

[mudskipper]

You know that you can actually write the word piss (or have I just bypassed the swear filter )

Well yes, but it doesn't seem very ladylike. I like to keep up the pretence.

[vetran]

time to lighten the mood.

After rumours that Wilfried Zaha is being kicked out because he started a relationship with the daughter of David Moyes, United fans would like to point out to Miss Moyes, Rafael treats his women like a Princess, Fabio has an amazing wit, Ashley Young is wonderfully generous and Chris Smalling has a ten inch cock.

[d000hg]

MF's just bitter that I turned him down

To be honest, he was hardly expecting differently. He'd have as much idea what to do if you said yes as a Jehova's Witness would if you invited them in for biscuits.

[RetSet]

Bit off topic but being bald ain't necessarily bad. Neighbour with thinning hair now gets his shaved and he looks younger.

We're neighbours?

[MyUserName]

Well yes, but it doesn't seem very ladylike. I like to keep up the pretence.

It is good that you can take the piss out of your own posts.