Originally posted by MaryPoppins
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Just read the article, you know what they say 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder and they is blind as a bat!' Cockwombles, all of them...Now me, I've known women to get wet knees just by getting a quick glimpse of me
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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They p1ss themselves laughing? I'm sure you're not that bad.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostNow me, I've known women to get wet knees just by getting a quick glimpse of me
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You know that you can actually write the word piss (or have I just bypassed the swear filterOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostThey p1ss themselves laughing? I'm sure you're not that bad.
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BTW, you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Well yes, but it doesn't seem very ladylike. I like to keep up the pretence.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostYou know that you can actually write the word piss (or have I just bypassed the swear filter )Comment
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time to lighten the mood.
After rumours that Wilfried Zaha is being kicked out because he started a relationship with the daughter of David Moyes, United fans would like to point out to Miss Moyes, Rafael treats his women like a Princess, Fabio has an amazing wit, Ashley Young is wonderfully generous and Chris Smalling has a ten inch cock.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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To be honest, he was hardly expecting differently. He'd have as much idea what to do if you said yes as a Jehova's Witness would if you invited them in for biscuits.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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It is good that you can take the piss out of your own posts.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostComment
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