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    #41
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I dropped a packet of wine gums into a Vat of wine in a winery in the Whineland, and they still whined less than suity

    That reminds me of a rude joke.

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      #42
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      I dropped a packet of wine gums into a Vat of wine in a winery in the Whineland, and they still whined less than suity

      Awwww shurrrrup Mr Floppycock
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #43
        As others have said, MTFU. If you're like this at 37 you'll be 6´ under by the time you reach my age Are all Spurs fans such wimps?
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #44
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          As others have said, MTFU. If you're like this at 37 you'll be 6´ under by the time you reach my age Are all Spurs fans such wimps?
          Got man flu today. Hack achu, moan, dribble.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #45
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Got man flu today. Hack achu, moan, dribble.
            Then you need a real man's remedy:

            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #46
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Then you need a real man's remedy:

              Rubbish - real men don't use chopping boards.

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                #47
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Rubbish - real men don't use chopping boards.
                So how does MrMS cut his meat then?

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Rubbish - real men don't use chopping boards.
                  We are talking SY01 here Here's one I prepared earlier:

                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    We are talking SY01 here Here's one I prepared earlier:

                    Too much lemon.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      We are talking SY01 here Here's one I prepared earlier:

                      Clove fallen out of the lemon? That's a hanging offence in this house.

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