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Previously on "When should I start feeling old?"

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Jubber View Post
    Wind your gums around this then.
    That's the one. "joke" is probably pushing it a bit.

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  • Jubber
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    That reminds me of a rude joke.
    Wind your gums around this then.

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  • darmstadt
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    **** me, hard to please, feel free to pop round then:

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    We are talking SY01 here Here's one I prepared earlier:

    Clove fallen out of the lemon? That's a hanging offence in this house.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    We are talking SY01 here Here's one I prepared earlier:

    Too much lemon.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Rubbish - real men don't use chopping boards.
    We are talking SY01 here Here's one I prepared earlier:

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Rubbish - real men don't use chopping boards.
    So how does MrMS cut his meat then?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Then you need a real man's remedy:

    Rubbish - real men don't use chopping boards.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Got man flu today. Hack achu, moan, dribble.
    Then you need a real man's remedy:

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    As others have said, MTFU. If you're like this at 37 you'll be 6´ under by the time you reach my age Are all Spurs fans such wimps?
    Got man flu today. Hack achu, moan, dribble.

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  • darmstadt
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    As others have said, MTFU. If you're like this at 37 you'll be 6´ under by the time you reach my age Are all Spurs fans such wimps?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I dropped a packet of wine gums into a Vat of wine in a winery in the Whineland, and they still whined less than suity

    Awwww shurrrrup Mr Floppycock

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I dropped a packet of wine gums into a Vat of wine in a winery in the Whineland, and they still whined less than suity

    That reminds me of a rude joke.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Mate I worked in Munich for 3 years flying regularly, I've got two kids and have been slowly deteriorating due to what I now know is terminal cancer and I whinge less than you

    If you don't like how you feel change your lifestyle.
    I dropped a packet of wine gums into a Vat of wine in a winery in the Whineland, and they still whined less than suity

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Mate I worked in Munich for 3 years flying regularly, I've got two kids and have been slowly deteriorating due to what I now know is terminal cancer and I whinge less than you

    If you don't like how you feel change your lifestyle.
    For goodness sake Doodab get some perspective, you may have terminal cancer, but Suity has a cold. You got it easy.

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