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When should I start feeling old?
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Awwww shurrrrup Mr FloppycockOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI dropped a packet of wine gums into a Vat of wine in a winery in the Whineland, and they still whined less than suity

Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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As others have said, MTFU. If you're like this at 37 you'll be 6´ under by the time you reach my age
Are all Spurs fans such wimps?
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Got man flu today. Hack achu, moan, dribble.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAs others have said, MTFU. If you're like this at 37 you'll be 6´ under by the time you reach my age
Are all Spurs fans such wimps?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Then you need a real man's remedy:Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGot man flu today. Hack achu, moan, dribble.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Rubbish - real men don't use chopping boards.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThen you need a real man's remedy:

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So how does MrMS cut his meat then?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostRubbish - real men don't use chopping boards.
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We are talking SY01 hereOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostRubbish - real men don't use chopping boards.
Here's one I prepared earlier:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Too much lemon.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWe are talking SY01 here
Here's one I prepared earlier:

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Clove fallen out of the lemon? That's a hanging offence in this house.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWe are talking SY01 here
Here's one I prepared earlier:

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