When should I start feeling old?

[mudskipper]

I dropped a packet of wine gums into a Vat of wine in a winery in the Whineland, and they still whined less than suity

That reminds me of a rude joke.

[suityou01]

I dropped a packet of wine gums into a Vat of wine in a winery in the Whineland, and they still whined less than suity

Awwww shurrrrup Mr Floppycock

[darmstadt]

As others have said, MTFU. If you're like this at 37 you'll be 6´ under by the time you reach my age Are all Spurs fans such wimps?

[suityou01]

As others have said, MTFU. If you're like this at 37 you'll be 6´ under by the time you reach my age Are all Spurs fans such wimps?

Got man flu today. Hack achu, moan, dribble.

[darmstadt]

Got man flu today. Hack achu, moan, dribble.

Then you need a real man's remedy:

[mudskipper]

Then you need a real man's remedy:

Rubbish - real men don't use chopping boards.

[BrilloPad]

Rubbish - real men don't use chopping boards.

So how does MrMS cut his meat then?

[darmstadt]

Rubbish - real men don't use chopping boards.

We are talking SY01 here Here's one I prepared earlier:

[BrilloPad]

We are talking SY01 here Here's one I prepared earlier:

Too much lemon.

[Old Greg]

We are talking SY01 here Here's one I prepared earlier:

Clove fallen out of the lemon? That's a hanging offence in this house.